About

Hi, I'm Louie Christie. I've had a varied portfolio career including:

hosting tech & immersive events, but I can't do a forced fun face
beardy sci-fi fantasy film extra, but blink and you'll miss me
developing software to fight financial crime
user-friendly tech consultant on a beautiful mental health app to slow down paranoid thinking ^[1], which is literally the opposite to what most apps do
_{[1] more
evidence based
than Theranos^[2]}
developing apps & websites almost as fast as tech startups can go bust
podcast host mostly as an excuse to have a laugh with my mates
panellist on a YouTube quiz show about video games
coaching coding to French students while half expecting the guillotine
IT support mostly telling people to 'switch it off-and-on again'
programming mainframe computers older and more decrepid than myself
waiting tables, snowboarding, and dodging bears in Canada
leading youth camps on Kangaroo Island
pig farming in the desert

I have a masters degree in human-centred computer systems.

No, I'm not sure what that means either.

Think it's something to do with making computers user-friendly.

And goodness knows, we could all do with a bit of that.

When I'm not coding...

I can be found in London performing questionable quality stand-up comedy.

In small dark basements in rooms above pubs. (And virtual reality.)

Want to hire me?